Day one of the squat challenge got me to 366 squats. As to be expected, my ass was on fire. Now the goal was to get to 470 but in my defence it wasn’t for lack of trying. No one tells you this but life gets in the way of squatting. Life doesn’t care that u still have 104 squats to go. I had to get ready for work, I had to actually go to work, even when I snuck into the back room at work the bell went and I had to run back into the restaurant to serve customers. I was squatting in the bathroom (that sounds weird…), I even did a few squats in the tiny staff wardrobe (that also sounds weird). And yet still I could only manage 366. I am going to have to get creative with my squatting time!
I attempted to get out of bed this morning like a normal person. Ended up on the ground. Perhaps 366 squats in one day after 26 years of zero squats was not the best plan. I miss my legs.
Me: Ohmygod my ass is so sore
Gerry: What?! Why?!
Me: Read my blog!
Gerry: I don’t like what this blog is doing to our relationship
Me: Sorry did you say something? I was blogging.
In other news someone told me that if if I wash my hair with dish washing up liquid it helps to fade the colour of the hair dye. My hair is still black but I now smell lemony fresh.
IT’S NOT POSSIBLE, IT’S JUST NOT!
I am in so much pain! Why did I think I could do this!
My life is consumed with squatting! All I think about is whether I have enough time to do my squats for the day, and I don’t! I never do! They just keep building up as the days go on, endless squats that seem to multiply in number as the days grow shorter!
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! FOR THE SAKE OF MY ASS MUSCLES, PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP!