37) “I’ll just grab the razor to finish it”

So yesterday I was feeling a bit stressed so I thought I would pamper myself a bit. First I’d go for a long relaxing massage then I would go and get a hair cut. However I was so relaxed and sleepy after my massage that I failed to react when the hairdresser uttered the words…

6) My week in summary

Things I did this week: -Work -Squat -Attempt to cook -Stare at my hair and will it to be brown again -Shop A customer referred to me yesterday as ‘the girl with the brown hair’. I could have kissed her. I could have full on snogged her right on the mouth I was so happy….

2) Oh the mucous…

So I go to sleep and I tell myself that when I wake up in the morning I will decide on my new thing to do for the week and I’ll get straight to it. As I’ve been such a boring old arse hole lately, I’m genuinely excited. Typically I wake up in the morning…